Midwest Moustache Alliance

As Movember approaches, it is hard not to be inspired by the amount of facial hair we see swirling about.  Look no further than the MLB Playoffs, and our very own Saint Louis Cardinals.  Playoff beards abound!  Jason Motte has a beard so thick I am convinced he is Zac Brown, of Zac Brown Band fame.  Think about it.  Have you ever seen the two of them together in the same room?  I didn’t think so.  He is very versatile, disguising himself with clever hats and fake glasses.

There are other perfectly acceptable reasons for a beard, too.  And they work!  For example, I am structuring mine to enhance my chances of success in a whitetail deer hunt in Washington State this weekend.   The hunting beard is said to increase odd of a successful harvest anywhere from 13 – 27%  Compelling numbers!

For more science, consider Midwest Moustache Alliance team member, Brian Lyons.  He was carried to victory at the recent MO’ Cowbell Half Marathon in St. Charles, MO by a stunning fu manchu.  When asked how it affected his performance, he said, “Without it, I might not have finished at all.”  There it is, from the moustachioed mouth of a champion.

So you see, friends, the case has been made clearly.  In order to boost your Fall lifestyle performances, consider donning a beard or moustache.  Call it practice for the real deal in a mere 14 days.  Don’t forget, October 31^st is Shaveoween.  Start with a clean canvas on Movember 1^st and do your part to change the face of men’s health.

If you’ll join the MMA team to help us raise dollars and awareness for serious health issues impacting men, head over to www.movember.com and get signed up.  We would love to have your support.

Grow a ‘mo.

Brandon