Wednesday, November 28, 2012

GO! St. Louis Guys' Night

Last night was the innaugural GO! St. Louis Guys' Night.  Midwest Moustache Alliance and Movember were naturally an integral part of the scene.  Knowledge is Power - Health is for Life was in full effect all evening. Medical professionals Dr. Bill Cragg and Dr. Kevin King gave us all great tips on how to keep ourselves in tip-top shape, inside and out.   Big River Running Company, represented by our very own Matt Helbig, also delivered some timely advice on staying motivated in this difficult running season.  Brooks and Nike (thank you Brian Deal!) all teamed up to give attendees great schwag and a chance to win a free pair of shoes. 
We are grateful to all those who kicked in generous donations to the Movember cause.  Cancer-fighting fu manchus everywhere are thankful!
The Jefferson Grill in Kirkwood was terrific as always. They kept the libations flowing, and the hot food stocked for the group.  A first-time, first class event all the way!
Check out the Mo Bros that were there representing the team.

With just a couple more moustached days to go, we are focused on making one last push to make people aware of Movember.  Help us if you can.  Share a link on FB.  Send a few dollars.  Follow the blog.  It's all good stuff.
http://us.movember.com/team/429145
Mo' on!

Brandon

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Progress!


Check out these lip liners.  We are seriously changing the face of men's health.    If nothing else, we're changing the way our co-workers and family feel about us.  Just keep hatin' on cancer! Here are a few updates.


 
 
 
More to come!

http://us.movember.com/team/429145 if you prefer cancer-free prostates and testicles.


Moustache is king,

Brandon

Friday, November 16, 2012

Work in the yard, fellas!

Not content to let you flounder in society with some sort of in-between moustache, Mo Bro Brian uses actions, not words, to show you how to say "goodbye" to unwanted leaves and "hello" to a stunning 'stache.  Multitasking never looked so good.


Grow a mo',
Brandon

And check it out! Midwest Moustache Alliance is creeping up on $1,000.  Even a donation of $5.00 rather than your regular cup of Starbucks (which actually stunts moustache growth) can help make a difference in the world of men's health. http://us.movember.com/team/429145

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Mo' growth

When your mo' needs mo' growth, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.  Literally.   In today's video, Brian demonstrates proper wood-splitting technique.  See how his moustache responds.  Remember, those of you with an in-between-moustache, it gets fuller.

http://mobro.co/MidwestMoustacheAlliance

Grow a mo',
Brandon

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

MMA Welcomes New Members


Brian Deal’s roots run deep in the south, particularly in a little town called Atlanta.  Like Sherman and his infamous march, Brian declared total war on his face and has blazed a trail across the region of his upper lip, making room for new and prosperous growth.  To accomplish his goal of a unified moustache, like Sherman’s troops he has taken to foraging for food and living off the land.  His primal instincts and high metabolism have made a noticeable impact on the goose population in Forest Park.
Peter Kim adds a little Eastern flair to Movember team, Midwest Moustache Alliance.  Hailing from the eastern regions of St. Louis known for their strip clubs, corn fields, and horse radish festivals, he has developed the recipe for the perfect ‘stache.  Here’s Peter on moustachery, “Growing up, my dad always had great tips on how to put hair on your chest, but never said, ‘Peter, this will put hair on your upper lip.’  I’ve taken some of his proven guidance, added in a few of the aforementioned aspects of living in St. Louis East and believe I have the precise formula for not just a Fu Manchu, but a full on B.J. Honnicutt."


Mike McLean, a Scottish Greek, grew up in a small community outside of Madison, Wisconsin.   His father, a haberdasher, raised young Mike in the family business.  Exposed to the dapper side of men’s style and fashion, Mike learned early on the fine lines between business casual and formal wear, along with the significant difference between an electric razor trim and a proper four pass straight razor shave with hot towel treatment.  Mike’s ability to grow a ‘mo is not in question, it’s whether he chooses to wax the tips and don a Tam O’ Shanter, or keep it classy with a neatly trimmed Chaplin and a bowler.

Friday, November 9, 2012

All the cool kids are doing it

Midwest Moustache Alliance supporter and all around cool potty-trained guy, Miles Janosky, dons a shirt meant to inspire Mo Bros during Movember.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

MMA Stache Growing Tip #3: Grill Your Breakfast

MMA dishes up another tasty tip on how to grow your 'mo. 
 
 
 

Please don't forget to check out our Mo Space page! While donations are not our #1 priority, we do welcome them.

Cheers,

Brian
www.movember.com
http://us.movember.com/mospace/2876005

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Moustache Education: Work on a Truck



Check out Mo Growth PSA #2.  Mo Bro Brandon demonstrates yet another macho activity that will encourage moustache growth.  Enjoy.
 
 



It's recommended that you have certain tests run by your doctor by the time you hit a particular age.  Movember.com offers up some tips that men of all ages can benefit from, here are a few (most of them obvious):
  • Establish a relationship with a doctor and have an annual check-up
  • Get to know your family health history (diabetes, heart disease, etc)
  • Don't smoke (yes, people still smoke - it amazes me every day)
  • Go easy on the booze (had a friend we called 2 Beer Joe, turns out he was brilliant)
  • Eat a balanced diet (Meat AND vegetables fellas), and maintain a healthy weight
    • MMA Tip: if you can't see your unit because your gut is in the way you've got a problem
  • Exercise regularly (Exercise regularly)
  • Be sexually responsible
  • Manage your stress and take time out for yourself (see above)
  • Have an annual dental check-up (dental health is linked to other ailments such as heart disease)
  • Drive safely

Please don't forget to check out our Mo Space page!  While donations are not our #1 priority, we do welcome them. 

Cheers,

Brian
www.movember.com
http://us.movember.com/mospace/2876005

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Election Day


It is Election Day and some 160 million voters will be casting their ballots today. I stole some time from work mid-morning to head to the polls, thinking a 10:00am line would be shorter than the 7:00am line my wife was in earlier. When I arrived the parking lot was full and there was a line snaking out the door, down the sidewalk and around the soccer field. I was not discouraged and stayed in high spirits as I conversed with my fellow Americans – thankfully no political talk, we reserved it to,  “can you believe this line?” and, “once you get to the steps it’s an hour.”

One electioneer was offering promotional post cards for a state treasurer candidate.  The guy behind me said, “no thanks, I’ve seen enough.”  Several of us nodded in agreement.  It’s been too much and I think I speak for all of us when I say I’m looking forward to not seeing a political ad for a while.

 
I had a little over an hour to kill, and as my mind wandered, I thought, how would the presidential candidates look with moustaches? Would we take them any more or less serious? A moustachioed president would command respect, that’s for sure. Here’s a little photo shop, you be the judge:

While the political campaign is coming to an end (thank goodness), our campaign for men’s health continues (wahoo!).  The Midwest Moustache Alliance has a mission to promote men’s health by encouraging our brothers to lead a healthy lifestyle, be aware of common health risks, and do it in a way that may be found funny in some circles.  You can help us out by following the blog – just type in your email address where it says “Follow by Email”, and supporting our Movember.com team, the Midwest Moustache Alliance. 

 

Cheers,

 

Brian

 

http://us.movember.com/mospace/2876005

www.movember.com

Monday, November 5, 2012

MMA Welcomes New Team Members


MMA welcomes two new members to the fold; Jesse Novotney and Rob Sutton.  Both men are great additions to the Movember.com mission of promoting men's health awareness.  Take a read and get to know them a little better.
 
Jessey Novotney’s passion for physical wellness began after he stumbled upon his mother’s cache of As Seen on TV exercise equipment along with a complete collection of Tony Little exercise videos.  Frustration set in after spending months trying to grow a blonde ponytail that his ginger curls wouldn’t allow, but he never gave in(he’s still working on that ponytail 13 years later). He found inspiration in Mr. Little’s advice, and often used Tony’s mantra “You can do it!” as self-motivation during the most menial of tasks like brushing his teeth.  For Jesse, perseverance is key to growing his ‘stache.  Jesse on his upcoming moustache exploits, “It may come in a little light and curly in the beginning, but watch out for the crescendo, the finale is going to blow your mind.”
 

Rob Sutton is not just a man, he is The Man.  Rob has a presence about him not unlike the moustachioed gent of Old Spice commercials.  Rob has many talents that are the envy of men across the globe.  To name a few: he can brew craft beer, bench press a car, and build a rocket ship.  Robs gorilla-like strength and machismo will be instrumental in guiding MMA members who have trouble with jump-starting their moustache growth.  These folicular-challenged team members will have the option of either wrestling a bear or Rob.  For their safety, it’s recommended they opt for the bear.
 
 
Cheers,
 
Brian

Having Trouble Growing Your Mo?

Midwest Moustache Alliance brings a PSA to all aspiring Movember members.  You'll find the first in a series of educational, informational, videos delivering foolproof methods for jumpstarting under-nose foliage.

 
Grow a Mo,
Brandon

Friday, November 2, 2012

MMA Welcomes New Members


Danny Stults currently lacks the ability to grow a moustache.  His Movember journey will involve moustache coaching from MMA senior members, Brian and Brandon, along with instituting many of the growing tips recommended by Movember spokesperson, Nick Offerman.  On the strict training regimen Danny will face over the next few weeks, senior member, Brandon Janosky weighs in: “We’ve already limited his diet to three meals a day of one whole raw onion and a rare steak.  Soon he will begin physical training that will include the following:  Each morning he will rub 36 grit sand paper on his lip to prime the area, followed by wood sniffing.  He’ll change the oil in all our cars and conduct multipoint inspections of each.  He’ll learn to ride a motorcycle and by the end of the first week he’ll chop down a tree with an ax and wrestle a bear (or the equally dangerous, Rob Sutton).”    
 

Matt Helbig was born a leader. A trained woodsman and survivalist, he led groups of soccer moms and their well-manicured husbands on trips through the wild and great unknown of the western United States. Matt is no stranger to the stache, and makes the strong argument that the moustache is actually an important survival tool. Aside from packing his first aid kit and iodine tablets, Matt would spend weeks leading up to a safari growing the perfect mouth filter. As Matt puts it, "When you're in the wild you need the proper tools to survive. The moustache strains and filters out deadly protozoa from drinking water, and prevents bugs from entering your mouth while sleeping. The added bonus is when spelunking it functions like a cat's whiskers, it’s the perfect measuring device for my head."


Thursday, November 1, 2012

Meet the Team

The Midwest Moustache Alliance is shaping up nicely after the great Eve of ShaveOween.
Let’s highlight the team.
Travis “TL RUN RUN” Liles hails from Illinois.  He typically sports a clean dome to reduce his coefficient of drag during excessively long bouts of running.  He is a die-hard model airplane aficionado, and excels at blind-folded origami (2-time Tri County Champ – ’03,’05).  Travis promises to deliver dynamite upper lip growth, fueled by what he calls the “all spinach, all the time” diet.
Nathan Chase
 is a born and raised Missourian.  Claiming to be 1/17th Native American, Nathan owes his penchant for living off the land to his tribal heritage.  Also, he will DVR Gonzaga University basketball games and watch them multiple times like he’s never seen them before.  With a Movember’s worth of moustache growth, Nathan hopes it will even be noticeable.
 










Brian Lyons is another Missouri-bred man’s man.  Rarely without a glow suggestive of having cranked out 500 hundred pushups, his passion for health and fitness is contagious.  Brian thinks that Sex Panther really works “because of the real bits of panther.  Duh!”  He eschews the traditional microwave cooking method and would rather barbeque his oatmeal each morning. 
 
Brandon Janosky grew up in Spokane, WA where moustaches were commonplace. An inspiring lumberjack at 8 years old, he committed the next six years of his life to only wearing flannel and brandishing a double-sided axe. It can be argued that during this phase of his life, Brandon inspired the “grunge” look that many bands took to in the early 90’s. Brandon’s daily diet and exercise regimen exudes his passion for health and fitness. A combination of a daily 12 mile run followed by a bike ride on the grass “because its harder” all while strapped into a parachute makes this man’s moustache grow. He’s also a Malt-o-meal man, because as he puts it, “Cream of Wheat is for pansies.”
 
Jake Menard, my brother-in-law, is originally from Minnesota, but finds himself living in God’s Country, Washington State these days.  Always one to rock a goatee in recent years, he has committed to defy that longstanding tradition and grow a moustache to help fight cancer.  When he isn’t busy teaching his 3 young daughters the finer points of a quality leg-sweep or helmet-to-helmet contact, he unwinds by taking strenuous 8-hr professional exams.  This is often followed by a Guinness or three.
Brian Rodenbeck is a heavily-credentialed all-around athlete who trains throughout the year and claims to be 100% waterproof.  His competitors have accused him of sleeping in a simulated altitude tent.   In addition to growing a moustache in the name of men’s health, Brian said, “I’d like to push the limits of my handsomeness and really take my boyish good looks to another level.”
Kyle Cameron has spent most of his life fetching things on the top shelf for those who are vertically challenged and is often asked, “How’s the weather up there?”  Movember and  Midwest Moustache Alliance brings an exciting change of pace for Kyle, as he will be our “highest” fundraiser.  “I’m really thrilled to be a part of MMA and raising awareness for men’s health initiatives.”  Kyle stated in a recent interview:  “I’ve never grown facial hair in my life, and have actually been more focused on removing my moustache.  It’s quite chilly with my head near the stratosphere.  I believe a moustache will be the sweater my upper lip has always needed.” 
Steve Pollihan is no stranger to a proper beard, goatee, or ‘stache.  But this time around, he’s dedicating his face to the fabled moustache.  Once this ultra-running badass completes serving his 6th consecutive term as Webster Groves’ Sexiest Artist, he plans to attempt a handle bar moustache world record, much to his wife’s chagrin. In his words, “I was meant for moustaches, and moustaches were meant for me.”  Such eloquence!