Danny Stults currently lacks the ability to grow a
moustache. His Movember journey will involve moustache coaching from MMA
senior members, Brian and Brandon, along with instituting many of the growing
tips recommended by Movember spokesperson, Nick Offerman.
On the strict training regimen Danny will face over the next few weeks, senior
member, Brandon Janosky weighs in: “We’ve already limited his diet to three
meals a day of one whole raw onion and a rare steak. Soon he will begin
physical training that will include the following: Each morning he will
rub 36 grit sand paper on his lip to prime the area, followed by wood sniffing.
He’ll change the oil in all our cars and conduct multipoint inspections
of each. He’ll learn to ride a motorcycle and by the end of the first
week he’ll chop down a tree with an ax and wrestle a bear (or the equally dangerous, Rob Sutton).”
Matt
Helbig was born a leader. A trained woodsman and survivalist,
he led groups of soccer moms and their well-manicured husbands on trips through
the wild and great unknown of the western United States. Matt is no stranger to
the stache, and makes the strong argument that the moustache is actually an
important survival tool. Aside from packing his first aid kit and iodine
tablets, Matt would spend weeks leading up to a safari growing the perfect
mouth filter. As Matt puts it, "When you're in the wild you need the proper
tools to survive. The moustache strains and filters out deadly protozoa from
drinking water, and prevents bugs from entering your mouth while sleeping. The
added bonus is when spelunking it functions like a cat's whiskers, it’s the
perfect measuring device for my head."
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