MMA welcomes two new members to the fold; Jesse Novotney and Rob Sutton. Both men are great additions to the Movember.com mission of promoting men's health awareness. Take a read and get to know them a little better.
Jessey Novotney’s
passion for physical wellness began after he stumbled upon his mother’s cache
of As Seen on TV exercise equipment
along with a complete collection of Tony Little exercise videos.
Frustration set in after spending months
trying to grow a blonde ponytail that his ginger curls wouldn’t allow, but he
never gave in(he’s still working on that ponytail 13 years later). He found
inspiration in Mr. Little’s advice, and often used Tony’s mantra “You can do
it!” as self-motivation during the most menial of tasks like brushing his teeth. For Jesse, perseverance is key to growing his
‘stache. Jesse on his upcoming moustache
exploits, “It may come in a little light and curly in the beginning, but watch
out for the crescendo, the finale is going to blow your mind.”
Rob Sutton is not
just a man, he is The Man. Rob has a
presence about him not unlike the moustachioed gent of Old Spice commercials. Rob has many talents that are the envy of men
across the globe. To name a few: he can
brew craft beer, bench press a car, and build a rocket ship. Robs gorilla-like strength and machismo will
be instrumental in guiding MMA members who have trouble with jump-starting their
moustache growth. These folicular-challenged
team members will have the option of either wrestling a bear or Rob. For their safety, it’s recommended they opt
for the bear.
Cheers,
Brian
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